Like a deep sea fisherman with a prize fish on the line, I had to keep the SUV close enough to see me, but not close enough to shoot me, and I had to ...o it for about 5 miles on city streets with no accidents or cops. It was late so traffic was light. If I kept them on the line I could pull them into my net.Once they were trapped in my net it was game over. Then it was my turn to play a game of “20 Questions - the Pain edition.”Yeah, I was going for the long street game. This ride was going to. He said, "I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to downloada file to your phone."Personal information. I was still blindfolded, so I didn't quite knowwhat was happening, but I knew that I was pretty much screwed.John laughed and then left me, saying, "Don't go anywhere, sissy." Hepushed some ear buds into my ears and taped them down. He played a musicfile that had strange voices underneath. He then left me tied up in thebathroom, wondering what was coming next, and finding myself oddlycompelled. The sonorous cadences of the Book of Common Prayer marriage service rolled around us as the minister took delight in the theatricality of the language and the all too infrequent chance to use the service. I reflected that the medieval church had it right; you only get to do these things once in your life. The ceremony ought to reflect this. I'm not a big churchgoer. I don't know how I feel about God. All I know is that if I were him, I'd hate the corporate-speak English that church services. There sits more than 60 pages of information. I pick the whole pile off the machine. I separate the stack into two piles, one pile on Alicia Nestor the other pile on Elizabeth Polly Nestor, funny thing, the Elizabeth Nestor is a much larger pile.I begin to look at Alicia’s pile. Right away I see some things that make me laugh.1. Alicia had the bare minimum LSAT score to get into law school.2. Alicia finished law school with a 2.011 GPA, barely a C average.3. Alicia was fired from Hooters for.