Bill said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"Larry replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"A little boy went up t... his father and asked: "Dad, where did my intelligence come from?"The father replied. "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine." Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." That's very fair, your honour," the husband said.. " Ze joelden enthousiast. Ze schoof haar hand lager tot op zijn kruis, en begon zijn dikke bult tekneden. "Hé, néé, oh, stop, dat kan niet." Ze lachtte al haar witte tanden bloot en gleed met haar tong over haar bovenlip. "Toch ! Toch wel knaapje, dat kan wel. Trouwens ben je homo of zo." "Nee, natuurlijk niet." "Wel dan, geniet er maar lekker van. Heb je een liefje?" "Dat zijn jouw zaken niet." Ze kneedde het pak in zijn kruis. Hij moest zich beheersen. Zijn ballen waren overvol heet zaad.. "Birthdays are silly. You still think like a mortal, Sir. I hate birthdays! When I lived in Berlin I knew a man called Reinhart, a mortal. On my birthday he brought me to meet his boss, an odious chicken-farmer turned policeman! Ugh! He was there, that Chaplin-Chancellor. Do you know when he kissed my hand I actually recoiled! Truly evil people! Got what they deserved..." Then perhaps we should stay in?" Where were you going to take me?" she asked, petulantly."First to Vienna, then to spend the. She has some medical problem because of which she has to get a whole body massage once in a week. Dad, being a big businessman and a political leader too, is always busy with his work and meetings. So, he doesn’t have much time for work. So, mom has no other option than me for getting the massage.I have been giving her a massage since the last 3 weeks and everything was normal until now. But my love and lust for my mom kept on increasing with each massage. So, I slowly started spending more.