"We should be very hard to please, madam," returned Albert, "did we not think him delightful. A friend of ten years' standing could not have done more...for us, or with a more perfect courtesy." Come," observed the countess, smiling, "I see my vampire is only some millionaire, who has taken the appearance of Lara in order to avoid being confounded with M. de Rothschild; and you have seen her?" Her?" The beautiful Greek of yesterday." No; we heard, I think, the sound of her guzla, but she remained. So here I am, sitting wide awake on a plane surrounded by dozens of sleeping people, with my sister in law's head within inches of my crotch. Thoughts of the past day raced through my mind, rubbing the sun tan lotion into her soft tender skin, her amazing body in that little white bikini, and of course, the glimpse I saw of my wife's sister in the nude! I became a bit dazed in my thoughts, only coming round to reality when I felt a movement down below. I'd only gone and gotten myself a boner,. .. uunnghh!!! ... disgusting, dirty whore, Mom ... mmnnff!!! ... a nasty, dog-fucking whore ... uunNGGHH!!! ... yeah, Mom, yeah!" From behind the bedroom door, Adam and Chris heard a young, familiar voice, one full of shameless glee. The words spoken by the voice were frequently punctuated with sharp, breathy gasps of excitement"Yes ... I'm a ... OOOHHH!!! ... filthy slut, baby," replied an equally familiar voice ... though it was a woman's shaking, eager voice, one a bit older than the first. "I laughed. Amanda Frazier was a friend of ours. When she got stuck in The Program, the beginning of the year, they buddied her up with a guy named Jared Wicklow. They'd been going out ever since. It was really cool-Jared hung around with the group of us now, and everybody liked them-and those two were over-the-moon in love. "Jared and Amanda is a fairy tale," I told him. "Don't hold your breath." I truly believe there's somebody for everybody," Eddie intoned."If there is-well, your soulmate.