Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!The bartender turns to the man and says, “You know, I think your genie’s a l...ttle deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”The man replies, “Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”This one is compliments of Mario M.A Day in the Diary of a BMW Driver“The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn’t believe that. I was horny as hell from watching the skin flick and all I thought about was wanting to fuck, for the first time I really looked at Kim and damn she was fine and by the hard on I was getting, she knew what was on my mind, so she said I catch you later when you can talk, for about five minutes that she was there, I didn’t hear a word she had spoken, I just said know, I’m here with a hard on, so who can I call for a booty call, so I called Darlene, she was game for some fun, so I went and got. The two quickly fell asleep and in the next morning Megan arose before Kyle and he stirred just long enough to give Megan a quick peck before pulling her back down to the bed and taking her boob one last time in his mouth. He then rolled over and went back to sleep. Megan giggled at him and felt satisfaction that a guy could want one last taste of her body even half asleep.The rest of the day after prom passed and Megan and Kyle stayed their separate ways and so to did the next; though Megan. Claire entered the containment room, bringing in breakfast for Lauren. Gruthsorik had taken up residence in the front corner of the cell near the outer entry door. Lauren stuck close to the walls whenever she moved between the bunk, the toilet/shower area, and the inner entry door in the other three corners, constantly keeping an eye on the demon. Right now she was still asleep in the bunk. Gruthsorik was awake, however. Claire paused to speak to him. "You haven't gone after her again yet." Oh,.