We watched as my wife was taken to several different tables. It looked as though she was being introduced to select men around the room. At first she ...as rather stiff in her greeting, but eventually she loosened up and became very animated and lighthearted with them despite being naked among them.One man placed a small box that looked very much like a ring box, but flatter and wider in her hand. It looked as though she was reluctant to take it and tried several times to give it back to her. At. Four years of Bitch City and a guy becomes wary of entering unnecessary wars. Her nose moved strangely, and I saw a sly smile form. ‘You smell like a brewery,’ she said as if it was some kind of victory. It was the damn drink Carl spilled. I took a step back. I couldn’t imagine it was that potent. It happened over an hour ago. ‘Some beer spilled on my pants,’ I defended myself, pointing down my leg. ‘We’ll just call the cops and see how this plays out.’ She pulled her phone from her front. We’ll see several that are just fine, though we know they were – uh – harvested over a century ago.”The explorer Edward J. Eyre, Protector of the Aborigines 1841-44 at Moorundie, near Blanchetown, described one canoe as formed from a single piece of bark 4.5m long 0.9m wide and about 20cm deep. The bow was pointed, slightly more than the stern and the craft had a flat bottom. Construction was seemingly simple, but required patience and much skill. Bark was removed from river red gums only. I gave each man an order form which listed each item, so that they could check off those in which they were interested and make notes. I was pleased to see frequent pen movements.I had to endure a few catcalls, as I held up a see-through body suit, or a bra with holes cut out at the nipples. They kept joking that they couldn't make a decision without seeing the fit. Yeah, right. So, I played to the audience with suggestive talk, but leaving the goods to their own imaginations.With the promise.