The brunette says, “I’ll have some H2O.”The blonde says, “I’ll have some H2O, too.”The blonde died.There’s a new kind of coffee that act... as a strong laxative.It’s called G.I. JoeHow do two cats make love?The male cat goes to the female cat and says ‘naaaoooouuuw’.And the female cat responds by saying, ‘not naaaoooouuuw’.If you rob a bank in a sanctuary city, is it “illegal”, or just an “undocumented withdrawal”?What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and ET?ET learned to speak. After all the squeezing and mild spanking, they spread the ass cheeks wide and was pouring oil in to my hole and massaging it. I was getting aroused by all these. Then one finger went it. It as slightly painful but I enjoyed. It went in out in out in out for some time and I started to moan. Then I could feel slight pressure when another finger went it.Then kept it inside like that for a moment and then it was two fingers in out in out in out for sometime. The whole time they kept my legs spread. He struggled, but the grips on his arms and legs were too strong. He heard a voice say, “Jesus, don’t let go of him.”“He already gave me a black eye,” said another man.Harry heard Lisa shout, “Don’t hurt him!”Looking at the ground from his upside down position, Harry could just make out a bloody mass in front of him. He didn’t know if it was the boy or the guy he had attacked. If it was the boy, he knew that he was in serious trouble. He twisted to see who was holding one of his legs and found. Facing me she stood in a tight sweater and white panties. The panties outlined her pussy in a soft curve and the faint outline of her labia pushed against the cotton. "How come looking at my rear gets you going?" she asked placing her hands on her hips. "It...it is pleasurable," I stammered out, "well, as you said, it gets me going." "OK, you tell me more about what gets you going," she said, "but first, stand up and take off your shirt." I stood and removed my sweater and tee shirt. I stood.