It wouldn't be the same, hanging out with you there, now that you're not an actual overnight guest." I guess I can understand that distinction." I don...t mind if your landlord listens at the door. It sounds like kinda fun." You'll have to be a little noisy, make it worth his while."That got her evilest smile. "I don't think that will be a problem."So that became our pattern during the next four days. One round, sometimes two, at a variety of courses selected by Tess within a 40-mile radius.. At first, married life was quite good. Even better than being a bachelor. For the first couple of years my wife remained as horny and as buff as she'd been when we were dating. No problems, no major spats, everything was pretty grand. Then it happened, and I'm beginning to think that this is some sort of women's conspiracy, because it's happened to all of my friends too. My wife stopped going to the gym regularly, and then dropped her membership altogether. Because she didn't work out anymore,. Tara and I had our pow-wow the next morning before school. I told her what'd happened and when she stopped laughing she said, "Marry the creep!"I figured my old pal had been hitting the aerosol spray for breakfast. "You're not serious," I said."Shit, yes, I am!" she exclaimed. Her blue eyes looked more alive than they had in weeks. The freon propelled aerosol shortening she'd been snorting really put a glaze on her peepers. I swear you could fry fish on her corneas."What're your plans for the. " Good luck, sweetheart."With that David headed down the road toward the center of town. He was relieved that no one seemed to give him a second glance, probably figuring he was a tourist hiking the trails. Inside the store he asked if they had a public phone. The guy behind the counter pointed to a telephone in the back of the store. David thanked him and went to the phone. Since he didn't have any money, he made the call collect, trying one friend and then another before he got through. He.