..... One guy says my GF measured me at 12 inches. I looked over at him and just bliterted out "I would say a solid 8 inches when hard not a 1/4 inch ...ver though!" WOOPS!!!! They all looked up and started the appoligizes... "OH STOP!!! I said It is aginst the rules for yopu or your GF to measure your erect cock and have it count!!! One young man with an obvious BIG COCK says And why is that??? Well because you are both biasis! Thats why. You must have an inpartial judge. Bill shouts Hey Kim. We all chatted a bit and I left them to finish unpacking. Later I took some additional paperwork to be signed and we were in the spare bedroom when I noticed a massage table all folded-up against the wall. "Oh, do you give massages, Betty?" I asked, thinking that it might be something our residents might enjoy. "No, oh, no, I was having someone in once or twice a week. Do you provide massages here?" "Not really except for those who need bathing, they do get lotion rubbed on but it's not really. Most of all their reason was that my ass was big. Not the biggest but since my body was so skinny it stood out. The other thing was I had no hair on my body except of course under my arms and my crotch which I shaved regularly since I liked having a smooth body. I was always fond of smooth bodies. I saw some porn early in my life and the guys were smooth which I liked. Anyway, my friends were only two or three and not really popular. One was a nerd and one was a bad student. He was quite dumb. Further they observed large groups of women were gathered around each one of the dance poles. The three were gradually pushed by the mass of bodies toward the poles, inadvertently and frequently pushed up against intimate coupling and caressing couples and trios, feeling their emanating body heat against their own artificial cum covered bodies. To keep from slipping, they had no choice but to hang onto to dancers and dancers onto them, with often intimate grips and bare slimy breasts with.