They went in, collected 2 drinks then wandered round the Club rooms, two twenty-five year old blond girls were making love to each other on a couch, i... another a man was face down on a low bench and a fabulous blonde girl wearing thigh-high black leather high-heeled boots, a black thong and a short leather cropped top was thrashing the man with a long whip. It was about the same length as a dressage whip but much thicker. " OOOH !" said Becky, "that looks sexy !" " Mike said " That is my friend. The bad news is you are not going to heaven…”“You said ‘should’ right? I’m not really going to hell am I?” Alan questioned timidly to the voice that had his future in his hands.“Seems you caught me there, yes to put it simply god has an alternative place for people like you. You can in some way call it the purgatory.” The voice answered.“But I have not done anything wrong in my life… I mean some lies and maybe I could have gone to church more but still, I have not done anything that bad. And I. Dinner will be ready in 15 minutes!!" I was 18 in 1994, living with my Mom and two younger sisters somewhere in the English suburbs. It was a hot Sunday morning and a friend had called by earlier and we had roamed the streets aimlessly for a while before visiting the local corner shop. While my friend ordered cigarettes at the counter I skulked around the magazines secretly eyeing up the porno on the top shelf. Those sexy girls looking out from those magazines made my blood blaze in my crotch.. I'm a P.I., a Private Investigator. I used to be a cop until the brass downtown railroaded me off the force; but that's another story. I'll take most types of cases; a lot of them involve finding missing persons, a lot of whom don't like being found. Usually, they're ducking a debt, a wife and kids, a girlfriend or have just plain had enough and want to start over somewhere else. This one was different, really different.I was sitting at my usual table in McGinty's Pub chowing down on a corned.