"It's hard to have sex with clothes on." Daddy!" cried Jane."Well, it is," Mr. Myers said reasonably. "I'm sure your mother can attest." I can't belie...e my parents are talking about sex," Jane said."Why?" Lisa asked. "They do it. It's happened at least twice that we know of." How do you know that!" Jane cried."Duh," said Lisa. "You're here. I'm here. You don't think we were dropped by the stork or anything, do you?" We need to get to the bottom of this," Jane's mother said. "Jane, why don't you. This little ditty is compliments of Gary... Do you know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children of his own?He only comes once a year and then that's down the chimney.This one is compliments of DennisThe Man RulesAt last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear the rules From the Woman side. Now here are the rules from the man side.These are our rules!Men are NOT mind readers.Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down ... We need it up, you. She pulled and stroked at my cock as i precariously balanced on the stepladder.After a couple of minutes i had managed to fit the bulb and replace the light-shade even though my hands were shaking as Sheila mashed and kneaded at my cock and balls. I then pulled Sheilas hand out of the leg of my shorts and pulled the drawstring holding my shorts up allowing my shorts to fall to the floor. I then said to Sheila "is that a better view for you"? She grasped my now stiff shaft with both hands and. I remained quiet and he musthave taken this a a green light for his hand slipped down my bum andonto my leg below my skirt. Once there he started to slowly slidehis hand up my leg under my skirt. soon he had his hand on my bottomagain, but time under my skirt and on my panties. T encourage him Igave a little Moan MMMMMMM. Mr Cook then pushed his fingers under myPanties and ran his fingers up and down my bum crack. I then put myarms around his neck and I lifted my head and looked him in.