I also carry condoms with me, and keep a spare tire in my trunk. I carry the toothbrush and panties with me for the same reason that I have the condom... and spare, just in case. You never know what might happen, right? The odds are several billion to one that Johnny Depp will bump into me on the street and suggest we go back to his place, but what if that did happen? I'd be in Johnny Depp's room without a toothbrush being careful not to get my panties torn off before having unsafe sex. As. The truth, of course, was that the kid in front of her was more than just a witness but she couldn't come right out and tell him he was a suspect; it would completely ruin the rapport she was trying to build. She expected him to be defensive – it was normal, after all – and the sarcasm he was using certainly played into that. It was something that would allow her to show empathy if she played it right."Well, we don't usually have a witness to the vandalized explosive destruction and arson of a. Needless to say, I don’t spend any time in the gym. I asked her why we couldn’t just get the keys and leave. “Obviously you don’t come out here much. The rules are, if you are caught out here after dark, you have to go home in bikinis. We don’t have any regular ones with us tonight and you two don’t have any boobs to fill them. So here’s your choice. Either you wear what we offer or go home like that. Completely up to you.” I couldn’t believe what I just heard. So I asked what they had for us.. I was not much help, but having me there allowed her to share her misery, pain, humiliation, and embarrassment. Misery does love company. I am at least company, and I do make a good witness, though I was never called to testify.In the first year that Phil and Jenny served as the responsible adults of Troop 677, I saw enough shit to make most adult females run from Boy Scouts in groups of two or more, but this is the story of year two and what can go wrong when responsible adults aren't.I can't.