Roll on Monday!Two men working in a factory were talking. “I know how to get some time off,” said the first one.“Oh yeah, how are you going to d... that?” asked the second.“Just watch,” he said, and climbed up onto a rafter.After a short while, the foreman spotted him. He shouted “What the hell are you doing up there?”The first man replied. “I’m a light bulb.”After a short, thoughtful pause, the foreman said, “I think you need some time off”, whereupon the first man walked out of the. At the restaurang (restaurant) we had meatballs (köttbullar), mini sausages (prinskorvar) and cured salmon (gravad lax) rather than smoked, pickled herring (sill), along with boiled potatoes, sour cream, chopped chives, sharp hard cheese, boiled eggs and crispbread, all served with heaps of lingonberry jam, and beverages; coffee, beer, tea and watered wine.I'm allergic to grape so I had the beer ... the kids had the wine. There's not enough alcohol in it to get them drunk but enough to make. I think Perry's in the kitchen and..."Corvus raised a hand. "No. I'd rather not have them in my bath actually. I was joking." Oh." Paphian made a face suggesting she didn't get the joke. "And Datura?"Corvus winced. "Let her stay. If she's ready to start serving, I guess this is one place to start. How long until she's completely trained?" Years?" Paphian sipped her coffee. "She has a lifetime of habits to unlearn and there's a chance she'll never really be a proper slave, although I'll. The pants were some the samestyle of low-rider, hip-hugger flares as the jeans were, but instead ofblue denim, these pants were made of some kind of vinyl or PVC. Worseyet was the color, soft opalescent pink that seemed to shimmer andchange as I moved the garment. The tee shirt was pretty much the sameas before, white with pink sleeves, only this time the sleeves wereshorter and the word "Star!" was written in big glittery pink letters.I would later notice that the shirt was cropped higher then.