No” I stuttered, “they’re fine, honestly!”“Ahh, so you have studied them, then?” she grinned. “Just at the moment you definitely seem un...omfortable in the..err… mammary area; the waiter, on the other hand, seems quite unable to look anywhere else but into my décolletage!”I felt a flush of relief but still kept my eyes front and centre, so to speak; “Oh good… no, I mean… I wasn’t… staring… then?”“No, Martin, you weren’t. I have to say you’ve often flirted with me, quite tactile with a hand upon. " I looked at her. This was entirely inappropriate. Why did she speak to me this way? No, it wasn't right. If she was younger I would wash her mouth out with soap. Yes, that was what they did when I was a child. But she was not too old yet for a spanking, I thought. Perhaps some discipline was necessary. Grabbing her arm I pulled her out into the living room. She was struggling a little as I dragged her over to the sofa. Sitting down, I turned her over my knees, as she protested. She didn't. Meri mummy ki skirt jamin pe jaa giri. Unhone meri mummy ko ulta leta diya aur pet ke niche takiya laga diya, jisse meri mummy ki gand puri upar uth gayi. Uncle ne muh ko meri mummy ki gand ke pass le jake meri mummy ki gand ke ched ko chat ke thoda gila kar diya.Aur fir khud piche aake meri mummy ko tango ka fak kar ke biche me aa gaye. Maine dekha meri mummy ne apne dono hatho ko piche karke apne chutdo ko khicha jisse meri mummy ki gand ki ched fail gayi. Ramesh uncle aage aaye unhone apne. Lisa was picking up on her husband’s attempt at humor, “It’s not a special occasion. I just decided to take the night off from cooking.”Lisa did a runway pose as if she were a model, “All part of the new and improved Lisa Mom.”“Well, I like the new Lisa Mom. She’s a lot more fun. Right Dad?”Lisa and Josh turned full attention on Ben, who not only failed to respond to Josh’s comment but was now pouring a third glass of wine.“Give this to your mom and this one’s for you.”Josh handed Lisa her.