"No need! For 2 weeks I have tried to talk to you, every time pretty boy was there to refuse, saying you were asleep or away. You'd think he'd learned...his lesson when I broke his hand, you don't piss me off, you know better than anyone I would think or is another lesson needed?" I stated."NO! I did not know he had done that, I will speak..." Lana tried to amend."No!" I shouted, "I should have destroyed him, as I should have when he came here to insult me again!"Lana's eyes grew large, good now. “I am the Reverend Jack Saunders, the head of the Church of the New Era. I am giving you further instructions. First, from now on, when I get wrung up for concessions, I will deal directly with you. Keith, if you see me coming, call Lakshmi at once. Second, I will always get my concessions and tickets gratis, period. Third, you’re to show up naked to work from now on and shave off your pubic hair. Fourth, Keith is now your boyfriend and you will have sex with him whenever you wish to, which you. We'd been the best of friends the last time we saw each other the year before, but Linda had obviously talked to them.Yep - lucky me. Over forty with a hot, wild woman five years younger than me. Going to nudist camps, sex almost every day, threesomes ... It had been an amazing couple of years.I don't know how long she'd been fucking the neighbor on the side, but when she got caught, she decided for some reason that I'd orchestrated it. That's when I learned the hard way that she could go from. “Burn!” Mark yelled as he smacked Marty on the back. “We’ll need to break out the aloe vera for that one, Dude!”“Hmm, well, instead of burning you, Bud, I think I’ll skip right to the treatment and put you out!” Marty said right before he shoved Mark into the pool with a splash.I couldn’t help but join the others in laughter as a sputtering Mark surfaced, spitting water from his mouth, his baggy t-shirt clinging to him like plastic wrap.I stepped over to the edge of the pool and bent down,.