”‘Hey yourself, Mom. How are you feeling tonight?”“Much better, thanks to you.” Now that we were on the phone, I felt free to talk about las... night. “How are you feeling after, well, you know?”“Fine. Last night was a real trip.”I got a slight tingle in my stomach when I thought of last night, “It was pretty wild, wasn’t it?”“It sure was. Did the jerk bother you at work?”“You were right. He had no idea that he had been such an asshole. He asked me to go on break with him like he was TIME. C'mon!"I took the letter from her and began to read:Dearest Jenni,It was so good to talk to you last night. It seems like my entire dayrevolves around my conversations with you. You know we're always sayinghow great it would be to get together? Well, I think I might have founda way! My cousin is getting married on the west coast, and my flightmakes a stopover in your city! I've worked something out with theairline so that I can stay there for a whole day for no extra charge.What do you say? Can. True, Donald had never been an exciting lover, but he had been faithful to her and she knew he loved her. Why was she even considering this? I'm forty-seven years old, she thought. This is ridiculous. Who am I kidding? I can't possibly have anything to offer Kyle that he can't get ten times over from any of a number of beautiful co-eds.Yet in the next instant her fantasies took over and she was swept into a world in which the handsome young prince rescues her from a life of imprisonment in a. Next time this happens I'm just gonna pretend to pass out on the floor, and maybe that might get a quicker response. I'm betting not. So I'm finally in a bed and have a couple of nurses working on me, and believe me when I say they look nothing like the ones in those porno movies that I've-----sorry, I digress. One nurse tries to start dabbing my finger with a gause pad, it felt like an electrical shock hit my hand. Nope, not the worst pain yet. Another lady shows up with a clip board and a.