“I’m an employee at the shooting range,” he replies.“Then we’ll shoot your dick off!” the prince says.“I’m a fireman,” the second gu... says.“Then we’ll burn your cock off!” says the prince.The third guy smiles and says, “I’m a lollipop salesman.”Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby.“Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaims the brother.“And why not?” asks Stan.“Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife. If you keep searching, I'll definitely give you what your looking for!” When we got home, I was so horny. I asked if my wife if she wanted a foot massage and she gave me a shy smile. My foot massages always ended up with us in the bedroom. My wife went to slip into something more comfortable, and came down in a short, mauve silk robe that clung to her body like a second skin. A smile was on her beautiful face, her hazel eyes twinkling with anticipation. Her dyed blonde hair fell loosely about. There was a knock on the door, a policeman stuck his head through the door. When he saw Teresa and Evan at the bed he walked in. He started questioning her about the wreck. He had talked to witnesses and she had definitely run a red light causing the wreck. He needed her to sign the ticket and he would be on his way. Evan took the ticket book from him. ‘You have things mixed up officer. I ran the red light, not her. The wreck was my fault not hers. I don’t know who you talked to but it was my. I slid into the bubbling hot water next to Tom. “I was just about to come and look for you,” said Tom, “sure you’re all right?” “Yes, I’m fine,” I said as I leaned over giving Tom a big soppy kiss at the same time reaching down and grabbing his penis. Toms cock was soft to the touch and it took a while for him to become aroused. “What the hell’s got into you Eve?”Asked Tom. I replied by French kissing him and told him that a guy had walked into the shower area, just as I had emerged from.