Your fetish:It's your fetish. You need to satisfy it.DisadvantagesHealth:Face it! Consuming another person's excrement is extremely dangerous!Urine is...a blend of salt water and very weak ammonia with a few other things mixed in--ammonia is a poison, you will be making your kidneys work double-duty by "peeing for two."Feces is a mix of undigested food, dead cells (mostly blood cells), fiber, and concentrated intestinal bacteria--you will likely suffer occasional stomach infections, and you will. So this one night, i was just walking home from work, when i got approached, it was this skinny way past her prime blonde woman, possibly been on the meth, making her look older im gonnna say about early 40s, She makes eye contact with me in the street as to remove my headphones, I remove my headphones, she asks "do you want some business?" i respond " What you offering?" what she says next takes me by surprise, she whispers "a Blowjob for £10 and Sex £20" and flicked her tongue at me, bringing. "Oh, you're shaking, London." Fine," I griped sitting back down. "I had sex with Pete." Yes, I finally got you to admit it," she cheered, dancing around. "You fucked my son, you horny, cheating MILF," she moaned before a pause. "Oh, this is huge, that's so hot too, London. I can't believe you finally confessed."I took a deep breath. "So, did you fuck my son too, Sandra?"She stayed silent, but smiled."Don't screw with me, did you do it?" Yes, I heard you two talking in the shower, so I seduced. He didn't know it but he had just fucked himself. When he smiled at me I remembered where I had seen him before. He was the asshole who had walked up to Elaine and put his hand on her shoulder the night she had locked me out of the house.My brother met me in the hall outside the courtroom. He was surprised (and frankly so was I) that I hadn't been locked up, but he had been ready to go my bail as long as I wasn't put away for contempt. We went to lunch and I asked for his advice and a.