While hewas waiting in his truck in a secluded parking lot one night, a couplestrange men came up to his vehicle and led him out of the truck atgunpoi...t. They bound him tightly, and transported him by a smallprivate plane to the compound in Tennessee, never to be heard fromagain.In fact, it took 3 months for his stoner roommates to realize he waseven gone! Soon, Hal would be a buxom, longhaired blonde girl. It willbe quite the change from the dark haired young man he once was...Neal was a very. I felt sleek and lustrous, rather like a seal after a swim in aflower blossom bay. Since my chest had filled out (for that washow I thought of it), I anticipated my weekly soaking with anincreased zest.I stepped into the scented waters, the steam rising all aroundme, my bosom swaying, and sat down smoothly and gracefully toindulge, and then ... then ... there was this tingling in mychest in both places. Mother had once been afflicted at workwith cold feet to the extent that it nearly. I waited for a slow dance so that I would be held tight and get to feel him against me. When we finished dancing, we went to a secluded table to get to know each other better. It wasn't long before we had our hands on each other's crotch. Rubbing his crotch, my assumption was right - he was large. We had another drink while kissing and feeling each other.We both spoke about the same time, agreeing we should go some place private. I told him to follow me to the hotel. In the room, he started to. Starting now!"God struck a thundercloud to signal the 7 day countdown timer starting.Somehow, against all the odds, right at the 7th hour of the 7th day, Noah was able to complete the task perfectly, and did exactly as God commanded, bringing both every animal on earth, and his wife, his sons, and sons' wives, aboard the ark. My word, what a man Noah is! Is there nothing this awesome, amazing, wonderful, God-fearing servant can't do? What a heroic, righteous, legend of a good bloke!And with.