I’d heard certain mutual enemies killed you.” The ambassador is walking past, but stops at this reference to the God of War, and watches us.I repl... in a friendly manner, “Yes, I live. Those of your people I was sent to educate refused to learn and tried to kill me. I showed them I taught more than one subject. They shook in fear and died as Shiva walked their camp. I let some live, to tell others about my visit and teachings. Later, those who trained and armed them sent many killers after me,. -- Steven WrightOn reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, “And get me a coke, you cow!” The stewardess, flustered, brings back a coke for the parrot and forgets the coffee.When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls “And get me another coke dogface!” Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another coke but still no coffee.Unaccustomed to such. "Kiss me!" she hissed."Ah, sure.." Danny turned awkwardly towards Sharon and bent forward, meeting Sharon's mouth with his own.Danny gave a small moan as their lips touched. Her mouth felt so soft against his, and he could feel her plentiful bosom press against his chest as they kissed. He was expecting her to push him away at any second, but to his surprise she actually started to kiss him back.When Sharon's tongue slid into Danny's mouth his eyes snapped open in shock. He gave a moan and let. Sliding fingers from my right hand along my slit, they're wet and shiny after just one pass. With a moan, I shove two inside me and start to fuck myself. I'm slamming my fingers in deep, my cunt making these liquid sounds that only make me want to fuck myself harder. I twist my digits inside me and lick the inside of my knee, my head pushed down as low as I can get it to watch. Watch and smell. Mmm I love how my cunt smells right now. Why oh why can't I be flexible enough to get at myself! I.