," Jason mumbled looking at the phone wire still in his hand.**********"Come 'ere Freckles. Here kitty, kitty, kitty." Jason called.Freckles leapt to ...is lap in a single bound purring loudly rubbing his face against Jason's chest. Typically one would associate a name as unusual as "Freckles" to an attribute of the animal, not so in this case. Freckles was completely covered in black fur except histwo front feet which were white.When Angie had found the stray kitten and brought him home, Jason. She was a good mom, probably a little toogood in some ways. She was always nice, sweet and friendly, usuallycoming off a bit like one of those old TV moms like Mrs. Cleaver. Unlikemost of my friends growing up, I never really got yelled at since sheusually took the attitude of 'boys will be boys'."Thanks," I told her, grateful for the sandwich. Mom was always sothoughtful about this kind of thing, so I could never bring myself to sayno when she asked me to perform chores around the house.Mom. 3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!6. Only 7% of the population are lefties.7. 40-people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years standing in line.10. The toothbrush was. There our robeswere taken away and we told to go out, mingle and show off the lingerie.Non of this would have been strange except for the assembly of guests.They were all men!Madame Sylvie said, "Ne prenez pas les filles effray?es! Ils sontinoffensifs. Vous avez juste besoin de sourire et de faire uneconversation polie. Au pire, vous aurez un mamelon pinc? ou une maincaressant sur vos fesses." Bye now I understood French perfectly. Don'ttake fright girls! They are harmless. You just need to.