Don't be too long behind me." Do you need your shoebox, ma?" Daniel asked jokingly"Watch your mouth!"Daniel passed the time walking around the motel t...at was just off the interstate somewhere in the middle of America. He noticed a man walking a couple paces behind him as he reached room 25. He inserted the key into the lock and then realized the man was now running towards him. Daniel was tackled by the stranger just as the motel door opened. They both crashed into the floor inside the small. We were still good. “Sounds great,” I texted back. Hoping it sounded nonchalant.At lunch, Melanie talked about her friend, Rachel. “I think she really likes you. She couldn’t shut up about how well you did for a first yoga class. And she thinks you’ve got a cute body.”Rachel? I barely looked at her at yoga, I was so preoccupied with Melanie. “Yeah, Rachel is great,” I said, trying to go with the conversation. “Seems like a very nice person.”“Do you think she’s your type?” Melanie asked. . “Wow! That’s a very expensive car. What’s so bad about that?” “He was the original owner!”A blonde is walking down the street and stops a man to ask for the time. The man, looking at his watch, helpfully responds “Why, certainly! The time is now four o’clock”. The blonde scratches her head and says “You know, it’s really weird. I’ve been asking people that question all day long, and each time I get different answer!”Q: How can you tell an extroverted accountant?A: When he talks to you, he looks. He wanted her. He could hear her pee, then he heard the toilet flush, and then heard the water running. He couldn’t stop himself. He barged in and shut the door behind him, locking it.“What the fuck, Rick!” Sally exclaimed as Rick kissed her hard on the lips. Sally was shocked.“I want you,” Rick growled as he pushed her against the wall. Sally felt his hard cock grinding against her body. Rick kissed her again, this time passionately as his tongue found its way into her mouth.“Oh Rick,” Sally.