“Put it between your legs to warm it up.” “But it’s all wet and it stinks!” “Well, cover the badger’s nose then!”A man strolls into a ...harmacy and asks the assistant for some condoms. She asks, “What size please?” “Good question,” he replies, “ I’m not sure,” “Tell ya what. Right outside, there’s a fence with three holes in it, stick your dick in the holes and tell me which one it fits in,” suggests the lady. So he takes her advice, goes outside and puts his d**k in the first hole. A woman. That's a whole nother story, haha. To organize this, I went to a sex club that is local to me. I know the owner. I know him real well. I give him head on the regular. He noticed me the first time I ever walked in. So, I told him what I wanted. A gangbang with as many guys as he could wrangle, but with a few caveats. They all have to sign contracts saying that they wouldn't bring cameras or other recording equipment. They also had to be a minimum of 8" and disease free (and offer proof).. Bhabhi hansne lagi or kisi kaam se apne room me chali gai . mujhe laga line clear hai main bhi ab uske sath thodi bohot double meaning baatein krne laga . Wo b anjaan ban k pure maze leti thi.Ek din maine pucha bhabhi chalai kahin meri baat . Wo boli jo b meri frns aati hain mere paas bta dena kaun si set kara dungi . maine kaha wao bhabhi kal he btata hu cos maine unki frns dekhi nahi thi . Agle din main washroom me naha raha tha to bhabhi wahan aa gayi mostly main darwaza band nahi krta cos. Slowly her lips parted and he filled her with his cock. She spread her legs to let him get into her better and then she wrapped them around his body. Slowly, he started to move in and out of her. Pushing his cock into her deeper and deeper with each gentle thrust. He leaned forward and kissed each nipple and then kissed her passionately on the lips.She could taste herself, and she didn’t mind a bit. As he rocked into her, his pace started to quicken. She wrapped her legs around him tighter and.