This is a rewrite to fix a basic schoolboy (or schoolgirl)error in biology.....Just a quick fiction idea I had, very short but had to write it as thei...ea wouldn't go away, hope you enjoy it..... (Oh and I know hypnoticregression doesn't ACTUALLY work like this but....who cares)My name is Alex and It was on my stag night in Blackpool when it happened.The club we were in, had a hypnotist act on stage. He had done the obviouschicken hypnosis gag and finally he asked for one more volunteer.. She nodded and went to the bar. It gave me time to think.She was quick. When she brought our drinks, I said, “I’ll close out our tab. Thank you.” She nodded and left with the card.Roger smirked. “I told you she wouldn’t notice me when she found out I wasn’t paying.” He looked at me eye to eye. “You haven’t responded to my request yet.”I said, “Roger, I can understand what’s in it for you but I don’t see what’s in it for me. I have nothing to prove to people, particularly to people I don’t know. Back to the very dark room I was in. She backed against a wall and guided my head towards her cunt. I lifted her short skirt and pulled down her panties. I eagerly buried my face in her crutch. My tongue was flailing all over the place but eventually found her slit. I licked up and down, trying to get to her inner lips. It was dark and she wasn't opening her legs. I was getting frustrated.I couldn't really smell pussy and I just couldn't find her clit. What was going on? Then it clicked. This. And the best job I was able to find is an entry-level position at the Canadian Revenue Agency. Thanks but no thanks. I have far more ambition than that. A lot of people describe Canada as a land that welcomes immigrants but they’re the most xenophobic nation on the planet. Try being a Black man walking around the city of Calgary in the Province of Alberta for a day or two. You’ll see the real Canadians. A nation of bigots. And they fear the college-educated, ambitious person of color most of.