They were even willing to PAY me to do it!"Okay," I said. "I'll do it. For $800.00 dollars, that is." You've got a deal," Richard replied immediately....gain, I was a little surprised, but surprised in a nice way! Besides, I could use the $800.00 to fix my car, and few other expenses that had arisen. We made arrangements for me to come over to their home three days later. Outside, Richard gave me half of the $800.00. The rest of it would come upon confirmation of Melody's pregnancy. That seemed. I grinned, and he couldn't hold it in anymore and collapsed in gales of mirth."You," he gasped. He pulled me up onto the bed and into his arms. "You have been pulling things like that since I've known you. I swear Bridget, you will never grow up, no matter how many centuries you are with us." Nope," I admitted, stretching out against him. I pillowed my head on his shoulder and fell asleep.The assignment to France went off without too much of a hitch. The one hitch was the surprise appearance of. In a fit of depravityHe filled the wrong cavity,And my, how his practice has grown!A sailor who slept in the sunWoke to find his fly buttons undone.He remarked with a smile,“Jesus Christ, a sundial!And it’s now a quarter past one.”A plumber whose name was Ten BrinkPlumbed the cook as she bent o’er the sink.Her resistance was stout,And Ten Bring petered outWith his pipe wrench all limber and pink.The spouse of a pretty young thingCame home from the wars in the spring.He was lame but he cameWith. .. If you want my cock in your loose cunt again tonight, you're going to shut the fuck up, don't speak another word, you have my permission to go shower and get changed, after that you will go to the kitchen and make me my dinner and once you are done you will come sit at my feet with your roommate and worship my cock with him while I eat dinner.' My roommate dropped her purse on the ground. Raised her hand and attempted to talk. 'Are you out of your fucking mind?! Look I enjoy our sex bu--' He.