“Like the drive-in.”“Ooh, I love the drive-in,” I said.“Don’t I know it,” she teased.I leaned over to touch her cheek, turning her lips ...oward mine. I traced her lower lip with my tongue until I was unable to hold myself back. I gave her a slow, long, wet, sitting-alone-on-the-couch-with-my-wife-on-a-Saturday-night kiss.When our lips parted, I retreated. V regarded my face. She ran a fingertip along my jawline, but did not otherwise speak.“Someone said the world’s a stage,” I said. “But I think. “We’ve met,” she continued, “though no one ever told me your name before. I’ve seen you out my window, always staring at your computer screen. Are you one of those chat room addicts.” “No, I’m an architect. It’s just that this is the busy season for us, and my boss’s last name is Legree.” Lisa smiled at me, that sort of upturned Cheshire grin that give you an idea that you don’t know the half of what’s going on inside her head. “Sounds like we have the same boss. I’m a network admin, have to. ”The Morning AfterAlexandra is lying in the king-size bed in a dreamlike state. Did she imagine last night? His tender caresses, the way he smothered her with kisses and held her tight in his strong unyielding grip before administering his monstrous length with the utmost delicacy. How it hurt so much when he deflowered her and how over the next half dozen times they made love through the night the pain lessened and the pleasure became increasingly dizzying as she writhed on his body and. .. 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the.