I decided it had been too long since I treated myself to a day of relaxation. There's nothing I enjoy more than laying out in the backyard completely ...ude with a good book and a few drinks. I got myself ready for my special day. I grabbed a towel, a mini ice chest and my newest trashy novel. I filled the ice chest with some "adult beverages" and headed outside. The day looked like it would be perfect. After spreading my towel out and spraying my body with suntan oil, I got myself situated. “Hey beautiful. What was that all about? Another bar troll?“ Mark the bartender leaned down and gave me a kiss on my forehead. “Tequila?” “Is there any Patron back there?” I said looking up at Mark and opening my mouth. “Coming right up!” “It’s always about sex with you isn’t it?” I said with a teasing smile. Mark returned with a bottle of Patron Silver and reached for a shot glass. “Oh, just pour it in my mouth.” Mark put his thumb over the pour spout and tilted the bottle. “Ready? Here. I hadn't worn that one in a while so I slipped into it and zipped it around me. It still fit me like a "bandage" clinging to my every curve. Studying the effect in my full-length mirror, I wondered if Bob would unzip it all the way as we made love to each other in the pews. I wondered if I would let him do it with a church full of people around us. My clitty started throbbing with desire as I thought about being almost totally naked in church. That cinched it for me, I was going to wear that. Thanks for the invitation.” Patty reached her hand across the table and replied, “Nice to meet you Joe.” Just touching her hand gave me the tingles. I couldn’t help but see her nipples harden under her white top. Several drinks and two hours later, we got to know each other. The conversation was non-stop, we definitely hit it off. Patty was a hair stylist, she gave me her business card and she’d love to cut my hair. We were at the bar when the party came to an end. As we walked out, we ended up.