A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “Are you a real pilot?”He replied, “I always thought I ...as, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”Forwarded compliments of John A. By Jeff Foxworthy:If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!!If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for. Right then, I wanted nothing more than to shoot him dead, and her too for that matter. My heart was breaking, but my anger kept the hurt at bay for the moment. However, if I was going to get paid, I had to play this cool. Vengeance would come later. Payback is a bitch and a half, and these two were going to feel every bit of it."Ok, what is it you want to talk about?" I asked, with much more calm than I actually felt."Mr. Carter, may I call you Nick?" Asshole asked."No. Only friends call me. I keep thinking that it would hurt when he's in you."Nola responded, "He stretched me at first but Paulie is a great lover and was very gentle so he went slow until I asked for more. He takes me further into pleasure than any other man ever had. I haven't had that much experience but Paulie is special." Nola, it's you that makes our loving special. I love the feel of your body on mine and when I'm in it." I had been fondling her breasts and her nipples were protruding and hard. I enjoyed them. .and you told your friends at work ? She said yeah four of the five ladies in my office fuck around on their husbands a few nights a week. Who I asked? I had met her friends at the Christmas party one year. She said I'm not telling you. But one of them bought a chastity device for her husband and she locks him in it when she is out with her man. Why? I said. She said he is all wound up when she gets home due to the fact he couldn't jerk off all night like you do when I'm gone. Me? I don't ,.