As they gazed into each other’s eyes, Mike whispered, “Michelle I want you.”“I think we know what we both want.”Smiling, Mike kissed her aga...n, their tongues dancing. His hand resting on Michelle’s taut stomach, wandered to her left breast. Sighing slightly, Michelle arched her back, as if to offer her breast to him. Leaning down, Mike encircled the nipple with his lips. Kissing the top of Mike’s head, Michelle whispered, “Oh Mike that feels so good.” He continued to suckle her breast, as his. ”Blowing Chunks A guy walks into a bar and orders a soda. The bartender says “Whaddaya some kind of pussy?” The guy replies, “You don’t understand, last night I had 15 martinis, went home and blew chunks, and I’m kind of embarrassed.” The bartenders says to him, “So what, I drink every night, puke every morning --nothing to be ashamed of.”The guy says, “You don’t understand, Chunks is my dog!”P.S. there is, of course nothing to be ashamed of, drunk or sober, as long as no one gets hurtThe Bear. • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.• Velcro - what a rip off!• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTSGod went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’The Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’‘Can you give us an example?’‘Thou shall not kill.’‘Not kill? We’re not interested... ‘So He went to the Blacks,The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,. ."Flashback – Jack – In MoscowI remembered the maps of Russia I studied and realized that North Ossetia is in the Caucus region, I look at Masha and interrupted, "It must be the Chechens."I'm shocked when she mocks spiting on the floor and declares, "Jack, your assumptions are probably correct. They have many Islamic suicide groups that have even attacked innocent people here in Moscow."I look at Masha and state, "Dammit Masha, I need to find out if they took Banzai with them."I pull out my.