Before anyone could introduce them, Mom reached out to Karen.“Karen, you are so beautiful and I would love to know your workout regimen. If you’re...brave enough, please take your clothes off before we hug the first time. We want to see your sexy, hard body.”“Here in front of the elevator?”She had her arms crossed, gripping the bottom of her Polo shirt when Mom told her. “After seeing that pic Rachel sent of you, I want to see you naked while they take a pic of you and me hugging. You’ll soon. Why don't you stop by the tax office this morning and have a talk with your friends down there. I bet there is some leverage somewhere we can use to persuade the A1 people to sell that building." Sylvia suggested. The building's address was 210 Park Place which would have been more impressive had we been playing Monopoly. Unfortunately in our town Park Place was right in the middle of the downtown blighted area.The real problem for me was that the courthouse had a metal detector on the entrance. She was an honor student in school. As far as 999 out of a 1000 mothers were concerned, they’d be overjoyed to have a daughter like Cathy. Unfortunately for Cathy, her mother was that 1 out of a 1000 who was disappointed.One day when Cathy was 6, she was playing in the living room. She would spin in place until she got dizzy and then would stagger around like she was drunk. Her mother was watching and laughing at her antics. Then, in the blink of an eye, there was a disaster. Cathy stumbled. Let’s just say that Jack will regret what he did for the rest of his life, and ... that life will be a very short one, indeed, if either Jeff or I ever see him again. Trust me on this; Jack understands that to the marrow of his bones. There is a lot more to the story, but I won’t bore you with it now – maybe at some point in the future. But suffice it to say that my struggle to keep my husband was the impetus for the very beginning of our multiple marriages. But only just the beginning. Those.
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