Surprisingly I got an instant boner! Wow I thought, I must be the most bizarre k** on the planet. I had a girlfriend at the time ,but always had gay f...ntasies while I masturbated and one day I was at home for my before work jack session and right before I came I just slid down on the couch, kicked my feet up over my head and gave myself a great big facial, I was gonna cum right down my throat but I chickened out and closed my mouth at the last second, but only that time. the very next day I did. ”“You’d be doing Bernie a favour,” she leaned in even closer, dropping her voice lower still, “He wouldn’t want to be aware that I’ve told you this, so keep it under your hat, but Bernie can’t, you know, cannot get it up anymore, so he really doesn’t mind me seeking ... satisfaction elsewhere.”“Oh.” Henry thought about it for a moment. “Anyway, I still can’t possibly, what would my Libby think? She’s been your best friend since, well, forever.”“Pooh and fiddlesticks,” Audrey scoffed, “We’d be. I’m so proud of you!” I exclaimed, “what else?”“Hmmm, well, you remember Eric, who went to grade school with me?” he continued.“Teller?” I asked.“Ya, him. Well, he broke up with his girlfriend because she wouldn’t put out.”“Typical horny teenage boy. A lot of girls that age aren’t ready for sex,” I said, thinking back on when I was in high school. “But fortunately for you, you don’t have that problem with your girlfriend.”He smirked. “No, you’re always ready for sex.”“Uh huh. You have needs and. He would die first, he decided. Actually that had been decided long ago but now it was getting close to reality.Still in a daze he stumbled into their cabin -- there wasn't even a candle stub burning this evening -- banging into the locker."Who's there?" he heard coming from the direction of the bunks. He was pretty sure it was Nesho although the two of them had even started to sound alike lately."It's me," he whispered as he started to remove his clothes, folding them carefully and setting.