"No thanks, I was looking for another store, thanks just the same, I'll be leaving now." Jack turned on his heel to get the hell out of the store befo...e the old guy got violent."Leaving, Jack, before I tell you how you can become a woman, part time?" the Wizard said.Jack stopped with his hand on the door. He had never told ANYONE about his secret dream, how did this lunatic know?"Lunatic, Jack? That's not very nice. I have no particular moon fetish. I admit I have made a few people more. After a wonderful meal my own friends, drifted off as they were headed into the city. I decided to stay back and give Maria and Lionel a bit of a hand tidying up as they were short staffed. Both of them had been having a few drinks themselves and they were bouncing all over the place. After about an hour or so, Lionel left to walk home with the evening takings and it was just Maria and I left. After we had finished cleaning up, Maria said, “Why don’t you stay a bit for a few drinks, I would. She said it didn't sound so bad. She pointed out that I was healthy and attractive. She said she liked me for who I was, not because she thought I was a girl. She said she wasn't sure if Gina would have a problem with it but that I should tell her the truth. I agreed with her. She said the only real problem I had was that I couldn't get a job. She thought for a moment then asked if I had a driver's license and a Social Security number.I told her I did and she excitedly said, "Then problem. The black leather collar and dangling silver leash looked wildly out of place. When I flicked the leash and chuckled, she slugged me. “If you don’t like it, figure out how to take it off.” I instructed before she cleaned up after breakfast.“Jerk. I don’t know Circuits yet.” ‘Don’t push me.’“Study hard,” I called out while checking the weather. After Cat finished the dishes, I shooed her out of the house to get some sun. She didn’t even realize just how close to transparent that material became.