I miss being adventurous. Just running off, shucking all responsibilities and just enjoying life. I handpicked this place, because I wanted to have no...distractions. I wanted to indulge in being selfish. I am constantly in competition with your job, for time. About the time your life becomes quiet, mine starts getting hectic.” He replied. He kissed her neck as his hands rubbed her torso. “It sure is beautiful” she admitted. “I will give you that. You did your homework. A part of me thinks you. She is not a ‘TWO-BIT HOOKER’ - She is a ‘LOW COST PROVIDER.’HOW TO SPEAK ABOUTMENAND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. He does not have a ‘BEER GUT’ - He has developed a ‘LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.’2. He is not a ‘BAD DANCER’ - He is ‘OVERLY CAUCASIAN.’3 ... He does not ‘GET LOST ALL THE TIME’ - He ‘INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.’4. He is not ‘BALDING’ - He is in ‘FOLLICLE REGRESSION.’5. He does not act like a’TOTAL ASS’- He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.’(Loved this one!)6.. Thank God!It doesn't surprise me, my Mom can't wait to escape the daily chore of raising me and so she is rarely ever home. Sometimes it's like, if it wasn't for all the dirty underwear I leave lying around, I don't even think she would know she has a daughter. No, I'm not Ms. BooHoo, hell I probably might have been even more fucked up if she hadn't left me to my own devices. "Thanks" I say and try to get out.Mark looks at me, puppy eyes. Damn!"What? You think I'm inviting you in? " I say."Oh,. Maybe it’s the high school senior who always gets picked on because she has twice as many pimples as the rest of the student body combined. Maybe it’s a middle-aged man who works down in the sewers fixing pipes and wading through… well… you know. These people have a lot to complain about and you think to yourself, “wow, their life must really suck”.So why are they always so damn happy? Never without a grin, always giving an enthusiastic wave and a “how do ya do” no matter what time of the day.