’ --Shirley, 7 years oldAND THE BEST RESPONSE‘My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she ye...ls at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn’t make any sense.’ --Jack, 7 yearsAn old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morningtil night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out ploughing with his old mule. He tried to plough a lot.. I don't get hot, but when he is hugging me I stay warm even with no covers. So Dad saw us and I thought I was in trouble because I was in Andrew's room. But Dad wasn't mad, he just said I should sleep with him the next night. I thought that was even better than Andrew, since I like sitting in Dad's lap more than in Andrew's lap.So then the next night I went to sleep with Dad. Dad and Mom have separate rooms since their house is so big. Dad and me got naked like I did with Andrew. Dad has a. ..My wife treated me to a blow job. We had a little snooze before dressing(conventionally - outwardly at least) for dinner.I wore my dress again the next day. We went to a shoe shop and I managesto find some shoes to fit me. They only had one and a half inch heels,but I was amazed what a difference they made. My legs took on a morefeminine shape. My bum stuck out more. I had to walk more daintily. And Iwas more aware of my stockings tugging at my suspenders with every step.And swishing as they. ”Hey...” “Hey, who’s this?” I asked. “Christy.” “Oh hey! How’s it going?”“Can you come see me?” she asked.“Well, yea, why?”“I’ll tell you when you get here.”“Okay.”I get to her house and she answers the door sobbing.“What’s wrong?” I asked.“I need money again”“Why, aren’t you working?”She began crying, “I was fired!”“Why?”“Well, it’s a long story and I don’t feel like telling all of it right now. I need money, though.”“How much?”“A lot.” she replied.“Ok, well, you know what you have to do,.