“We use beer for washing our hair,” the nun said. “Back at the convent, we call it ‘Catholic shampoo.’” Without blinking an eye, the cashi...r reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: “The curlers are on the house.”Compliments of the ‘Shy One’A beautiful young lady had a very nice boyfriend. The boyfriend had to go on a business trip that would require him to be gone. . and see she's in the same state as me."You know.. I really don't know who was first, what do you think Cleo?"Mistress asks leaning back in her chair."Hmm... tricky Miss Thorne," Miss Cleo says, her voice amused. "Perhaps itwas a genuine tie?" I agree. It seems unfair to punish one when they were both so veryclose." Mistress Thorne says with a grin. Maybe we've got away with it? Iglance at Cherry who flashes me a slight smile... I return it, thenMistress Thorne continues. "So.. punishment for. Randall and my mother groping each other and French kissing on the coach. I was about to jump up and scream at them when I noticed Mr. Randall big black hand slip under my mothers dress and start pulling at her panties. I had never seen my mother naked and that’s what must have kept me from interrupting their thing. I was numbed by what I was seeing and couldn’t move. It was then I noticed I had a hard on and was getting excited by the whole thing. My mother then went for Mr. Randall’s belt and. . or a dog collar and chain she’d wear the rest of her life. She backed against the door, shaking her head.“It’s nothing to get in a panic over, dude.”Terrified, Ryann shook her head.“It’s just some girl riding a really big dildo with her asshole.”Ryann quailed in embarrassment. She’d found another series of videos on xHamster exactly like that last weekend. Watching the Asian girl fuck a black dildo 14” long on her hands and knees made her nearly apoplectic with desire. She’d fingered herself.