.. you won't put it in the paper, will you?"What the hell was she talking about?"Well, I'm not sure I understand what you're talking about. What were ...ou pulled over for?" We weren't pulled over ... we were parked. This fellow from work I've been ... I've been ... seeing. I know I shouldn't have. I have two kids! But we were, you know ... fooling around ... and..." Okay, I think I understand now. Were you ticketed?" No, no he just told us we were on private property." Well, in that case it just. Though their mother and father made a pit stop to wish each of the fraternal twins a "Happy birthday" in their rooms, they were left alone.But at 6:00pm, John noticed that his internet connection was dead, and that the modem was showing no data reception. As usual, he pulled out his small USB voice recorder and went about quietly creating a speech that he would later edit for a blog article. It was as he was pacing in his room that he noticed through the window that his parents' primary car was. But as far as I knew, Chris was the only girl who had an older sister by that name.Though certainly not related in any way shape or form, Chris and Trish could have passed for sisters, and very often did. They were roughly the same size and shape, though Trish indeed had slightly larger boobs from what I'd seen. Beyond that, they both wore their dark brown hair long, and in nearly the same style, even the color of their light brown eyes was almost identical. And they even looked a little bit. It was to be a three day weekend and if things went as planned we'd reach our take out point just in time to pack up and get home in time for a good night's sleep before work the next day.One reason I had chosen this river is its relative isolation, at least for most of the trip. Once we got a half mile or so from our launch point, it would be surprising if we saw another human being for at least the first day and a half. The course of the river wound through protected forest land and there.