She has feelings and?? ?But at least she isn’t starving or freezing to death out on the streets Alysa. She owes us!? I am however, accustomed ...o these outbursts and know how to handle her. Most would be frightened to spend a night in a house full of knives with Constance around. But she does tend to elicit that response from people. ?Constance I’m ashamed of you. Toy is to be loved and cherished, not be a toilet. She is supposed to be showered with love and affection. Now put your. REVENGE #2: Two friends met at the neighbourhood supermarket one day. When they got to the checkout one of the ladies started rummaging through her purse for her wallet, she took out a few things, including a TV remote. “Do you always take the remote with you when you go shopping?” The other woman laughed. “No” the woman answered “But I asked my husband if he wanted to help me shop and he said no, I asked him if I could take the car and he replied that as long as I left him the TV, I could take. “I thought you checked the contract.”“Believe me, I did.”“And I have to wear some damned collar?”“That’s why I put it on you.”“I thought you were working for me, looking out for my interests.”“I look out for my own interests first. Let’s just say they made me a very nice offer to keep you unaware of certain contract provisions.”“You rotten son of a bitch.”“And you have been a rotten bitch to me and everyone else at that company for a long damned time.”“I’ve tried to be fair to you.”“Tried to be. Don't move anymore than you need to or she might stop. Oh God don't stop Hermione. Fight the urge to push forward. Fight the urge to moan.I'd never even gone to second base with a girl in my seventeen years. Not that I didn't think about it, or even have prospects. It was just...weird. There weren't many girls at Hogwarts that were just normal around me. They all seemed to be...weird. I don't know. There were plenty of nights I woke up from some nice dream and thought that I wouldn't mind being.