I cursed myself. I simply had forgotten about my mother's birthday. Anyway, that was not much of my fault. For the last few days, I had been extremely...busy with two horny insatiable cunts and I did not have enough time to think about other things. Michelle Wong also had been sharing my mother's bedroom for the last two nights."Roger was telling that..." Grandma continued. "He knows a nice little water pool quite near to the cabin. Not many people know about it. We'll celebrate there." That'd be. My dumbass filled her in on the crush I had on him since I was eight. She promised to take that secret to the grave, but then a week later they begin talking and it didn’t take long before they hooked up. For a year and a half they were together before he dropped out and I was no longer interested in him. Over the next year or so after they broke up I heard he always threw parties, got drunk, and slept with numerous girls. I believed it except for how many girls he slept with, Ian wasn’t that. What's your fem name?" shesaid.He was so thunder struck by what she had told him that without thinkinghe said, "Heather." That's a wonderful name, Heather, I really like it. Remember, it'simportant that you act like a real girl. When we go to the little girl'sroom, don't panic and sit to pee. If you can do that no one will know.Come on Heather, we don't want to keep our dates waiting," she saidpulling him by the hand.When they entered the living room, Joyce did a double take when she sawHarold.. Before sitting down in the bar I had to go to the bathroom. As I came out and walked up to my husband he leaned down and kissed me, saying how beautiful and sexy I was.He has told me this before and I love it when he says it, but in my whole life I have never felt beautiful and sexy.I smiled and said something about being glad that he thought so. He knew exactly what I meant because we have had this conversation before. He quickly assured me that most men would agree with him.Looking around the.