" I could actually feel the drool dripping out of my mouth. I couldn't feel my tongue. What the fuck was going on? Maybe I was dead, but I can't imagi...e heaven being this shitty or hell being this strange."Finally awake I see, Mr ... Cameron Blake." Wait, that's a dude's voice. He sounds professional and sleazy. "Feeling a little woozy are we?" Slowly a man's face appeared in front of me. Whoa, he was all shiny and there was like three of him. Whatever I'm on, I want some more."Mwuuu, mwu mwu.". Dictators, whether human or baboon, create perpetual shortages in the midst of plenty. You don't need to believe me. The United Kingdom used to have the world's best medical care—look at what happened when the entire system was turned over to a bureaucracy! "I see. Bear with me, daughter."How much English did the baboons understand? Beats me! I spoke, and I had a large ebony monolith behind me—anybody see "2001: A Space Oddessy?" I did refrain from playing "Also sprach Zarathustra" but that was. Wearing only his sweaty clothes and muddy boots he went out to greet them. ‘There is my victorious son!’ Bellowed Lord Barnard ‘You had us all fooled with your little feint. I thought Eryca was going to faint when she saw you injured!’ he said laughing. Brion looked up at Eryca and smiled, she smiled back shyly, clearly embarrassed by having her concern for him be so apparent. Paragon Astinos immediately moved to Brion injured leg and began to murmur the words of a healing prayer. Lord Brion. Well, 3 weeks ago, Kevin and Jennifer were in the local play park, whenJennifer noticed a girl crying on a park bench all alone. They approachedthe little girl and were amazingly surprised to see it was Maria,Jennifer's friend from their time at the Diaper School. Maria went on toexplain, (in between crying), how she had been abandoned by hergrandmother, and had been living with a very cruel Daddy the last fewweeks, She had finally run away and had been sleeping in the park the lastfew nights..