With me it,s sexual frustration. No. Ring on a pension I don,t go and buy pushy and I just can t bring myself to have an affair though it would certai...ly solve my frustrations. Sarah has been with me forty nine years now so at least deserves my companionship and I doubt she d tolerate my affairs any way. Viewing porn I find helps relieve my tensions and though the Internet Ain,t cheap it,s still cheaper than paying for sex(only ever paid for pussy in Saigon in 1964, a pack of cigarettes for all. In the past, I used to crave a bit of humiliation and would do some quite degrading things for kicks. I thought I'd compile a list of the 10 most depraved/pervy things I've done and write a short story about them each and post them on xhamster.The list:10. Drank a girl-racer's piss-puddle from the floor of the car park.9. Wanked off in a used-condom after watching couple fuck in same car park.8. Me and some mates took turns spunking into our friend's sister's dirty panties.7. Snogged a woman at. I licked harder and deeper into her pussy, occasionally withdrawing my tongue to lick and suck hard on her clit which made her moan louder. I always probed as deeply as I could with my tongue, but could never find Shasha’s g-spot and wondered if it was possible she didn’t have one but I knew she liked it when I licked the roof of her pussy hard and fast which I was doing now. . “Now, back to you, me and that big old bed in your room. I don’t want some big, hearts and flowers romance or anything. That’s not me. Not for a good few years yet, anyway. I’m young. Free. Single. And I like to fuck. So what? Some people hold it against me, but not the ones I care about, so fuck the rest, right?”“Have you?”“Most of them.” She grinned again, although it was probably more of a smirk, really. “Anyway, Emmy said that your last couple of girlfriends raved about you and that your.