I play fair, so there are rarely ever problems. Anyway, I had a rather sizable chunk of money, so instead of buying a new house or a very expensive c...r, I thought I would have some fun with it. Over the summer break, I posed as a laborer for the school when they did minor repair work on the dorm rooms. I planted some goodies in the ceilings of several of the rooms. No, not hidden cameras. That has been done and very often the women find out. And I didn't want to take that chance. I had. I asked her who she was and why was she there. Was she selling something? She said, "No, I'm not selling anything." She said that I had ordered her and she was there to do my bidding.I was speechless. She asked if I would like another glass of lemonade. I replied with an "uh, huh". Then I watched as she walked slowly away, every fiber in her body crying out SEXY. I was smitten.I decided whatever the situation; I would play along for awhile. What did I have to lose?As I was pondering about. In fact, you kind of wished for me. Now I only play a leprechaun on TV.. however, I can meet this wish. Text me if you want to meet up today at my hotel for drinks."She laughed, in a self-effacing way. She thought to herself, "I"m going to meet up with my crush who plays a leprechaun on St. Patrick's Day in a bar for drinks. What a stereotype." She didn't care though, she knew that she would never have the nerve to arrange for another meeting and stereotypical Irish behavior or not, she knew. It starts one evening when i am home alone, and i get a phone call from a friend of my daughter telling me she is at a party, pissed out of her head and can i come pick her up.Naturally i oblige and upon arriving i find her in a very drunk state.I drive her to her house, and help her in, then helping her upstairs to her bedroom.I lay her fully clothed on her bed and ask her if she wants anything such as a glass of water to which she declines. Then i ask her if she wants her dildo to help her.