" Who wants to think about death all the time? What good is that?" Reminds us to enjoy life, I guess. To take a chance sometimes and be something we'r... not. Like a jungle man." Is that why you picked this for me? To tell me to take more risks?" No, I picked that because you were going to make me wear something even more embarrassing if I lost. Remember that leotard with boobs on it to make you look naked?" I wasn't going to make you wear that." Yes, you were." Well, I wasn't going to make you. "This came from your phone" I stated "HOW fuckING DARE YOU? If this is you, and I don't care if it IS you or not, it came from your phone and you allowed it. It may have been some mate of yours or a girlfriend who sent it, BUT YOU SENT IT TO ME, at HOME, ANYONE could have accessed it. 'Look you've got a MESSAGE, mummy, shall I OPENit for you?' YOU GET THE PICTURE (tut) I GOT THE PICTURE!! HOW fuckING DARE YOU?" Miss...miss, I can explain... I'm so sorry, we were.... out of it, Shelby. Let's say we were having a good time. All of a sudden, I felt the wine get to my head and I felt really hot. I said that I would like to jump to the pool to cool off. Aunt Jane suggested that I go right ahead. Between the bottle of wine and the dark, the timing couldn't be better. Turning my back to her, I removed my shirt, kicked off my shoes, took a deep breath and lowered my shorts to my ankles, stepped out of them and jumped into the pool.The cold water of the pool sobered me up and I. I think I did.” She turned slightly away, I don’t think she wanted to look me in the eye. “Just tell me something, okay?” “Sure.” “How do you turn the fucking ringer off? I can’t figure it out. I’ve worked every button, switch, lever and wheel on that thing, even some that didn’t look like they were there. I like puzzles, you know? I had a Rubick’s Cube when I was a kid, and I’ve been into all kinds of things like that ever since. Look, over here…” she guided me over to a shelf on a bookcase.