.. Oh I don't know... Actually got a job, you wouldnot have to call me with these harassing phone calls every month." Isaid angrily into the phone."Se...n Lawrence Collins, how dare you say that to me! As my only son,it is up to you to take care of your disabled mother." She screechedin my ear.I held the phone away from my face as I mumbled, "I didn't realizebeing an alcoholic slut was a disability." What did you say?" Mama said angrily. "All it would take is one callto the police and I can. "He saw the interest on my face and said, "I got to make love to a mother and daughter on the same weekend."I chuckled, "Oh boy, this one I've got to hear."It was at a symposium that Jeff's company was sponsoring and Jeff had been tasked with giving a talk on ISO 9000. He had gotten to the hotel where the symposium was being held a little early so he went into the hotel bar for a quick beer. As soon as his eyes had gotten accustomed to the low light level he noticed a strikingly beautiful woman. “Whatever you can give.”“Well, I’m a little short of cash at the moment, as I’m sure you can understand.”“I understand,” she echoed, trying not to get distracted by all the movement outside the car. The man sitting next to her was focused on the road, and Toni’s attention was focused on him.“But if you were to take off those uncomfortable clothes, perhaps you could tempt me into reaching a little deeper...”Toni began removing her top without hesitation. It only took a few seconds for the yellow. As I was to find out much, much later, both the faint white line on her eyebrow and the broken nose came from playing soccer. She had actually gotten four stiches in her eyebrow after taking a soccer ball directly in her face. Not only that, but she refused to come out of the game even though her nose was broken and blood was pouring from the split eyebrow and broken nose. ‘Well, my name is Jessica,’ she said, ‘but my friends call me Jessie. ‘We actually met – for about five minutes – the day.