Hold on for a sec while the rest of us finish rolling about on the floor in helpless fits of laughter. All k**ding aside, it is quite possible that y...ur boi does like you. If you don’t stink, if you treated him well, if you tipped him well, and if you didn’t demand that he participate in weird perverted sexual acts. So we’re talking like a 20% chance. That you are old, fat, and/or bald does not come into the equation. He has been with older. fatter, and balder guys than you. Your tiny dick is. ’ And having said it, Cliff realized that this was true. It was something he hadn’t thought about. Now that he had given it a thought, he had to recognize that there was some other motive than a second honeymoon that had made him suggest a cruise this Christmas. He’d had to think about that—when he didn’t have to stay on his toes just to keep up with the near insanity of what was happening around him right now. Viv and her parents seemed to have been finished in the kitchen and were emerging. I fit the condom over the tip and rolled it down. It was easy and now we were ready to go at last! I lay back on the bed, legs spread, knees up, my stockings shimmering in the soft light of the room. Adam, grinning, quickly shucked the rest of his clothes and got on the bed between my legs. “You’re the best, June,” he said, and kissed me. As I kissed back, I felt his cockhead at my lips. He pushed the head in and I was doing it at last! Adam was wonderful. He broke the kiss and looked at me.. "The others joined in Callie's toast and they threw down their drinks, bit their lemons and licked salt off their respective wrists."It was my pleasure to assist you in getting rid of the hiccups, ma'am," Jimmi told her and took his time in examining her from head to toe."Thanks. It usually takes me a long time to get rid of 'em." Jesus," Joey swore, as he stared hard at her breasts jutting out of the tight gold material that held them in place. "You've got some set of hooter's, Callie. I wish.