Shimla mein hm din bhr ghume sbhi thk kr hotels gye aur apne rooms mein so gye. Meri b akh lg gyi bt kuch time baad akh khul gyi aur mujhe thand lg rh... thi main hotel ke bahr chla gya socha koi tea mil jaaye shayad. Tbhi maine hmari school bus ke ander koi dikhai diya. Main chupke se ander dekhne lga. Andr jb dekha wha nzaara he kuch aur tha. Wha math wale sir ke kandho pr ankita madam ki tange thi. Madam saare utha kr seat pr leti hui thi and sir jordaar jhatke lga rhe the. Sir aur madam dono. Unfortunately I haven't learned nearly enough.Before the syllables were out of my mouth I wished I had them back. The first words sent my brain into spasms as it tried to make my mouth stop. But I didn't stop."So, Kasey," I said. "I haven't heard you mention who you're taking. Do you have a date or will I have to rent you one?"There was no pause. There never is."Oh, Dad," she said. "The guys know I put out. I always can get a date."If I were a cartoon, my head would have turned into a volcano. Santa, “Yeh to kuch nahi hain, andar ja ke apni BHABI KE dekh.Once a sadhu went to a prostitute and after completing, while leaving the prostitute asked “baba, paise.” He replied “pagli tujhse paise thodi loonga.”Son: Dad, gajab ho gaya, bhai darwaja nahi khol raha.Dad: Kal uski suhagraat thi.Son: Kal raat ko bhai ne cold cream mangi thi maine fevicol de diya bhul se.Girl: I’m like a radio, my left nipple is volume, my right nippleis tuner,.. Boy turns both but there is no sound. Girl Said,. ”“Good counsel, Seth,” said Jona as she entered the hut. “I have been trying to tell him the same thing, although I admit to the same feelings. We look on your son and daughter as our own, and are grateful that you came. It is as if you were guided here.” She accepted the cup of tea, “Thank you, my sister. Seating herself beside her husband, she indicated his most recent scars, “How is the pain today?”“I feel well, Jona, and anxious for the storm to end so that I can get out of this hut into.