... "Mr Smith?" I snapped out of my voyeurism, and looked around. A female assistant stood beside me, a small trolley at her side, loaded with goods. ..."Sorry, miles away. Is this mine?" "Yes, it is. I just need you to check and sign this..." with these words she bent to take a clipboard off the trolley, her head level with my crotch. "Oh, my goodness!" I looked down. I had been so engrossed in those blue knickers I'd started to harden, and the front of my trousers were tenting! The assistant. He said, “I don’t care what you’re doing right now. This is more important.”Then he turned to Kelly and said, “I’ll pay you anything. You’re a woman. You should understand what I’m going through.” It wasn’t clear what he meant by that, since he was clearly a guyKelly gave me “the LOOK.” The LOOK said, “GET IT OFF ME!”I said, placatingly, “Okay – we’ll listen to your story and maybe give you some advice. But, we don’t do personal investigations.” That was a polite way of telling him that we. ..Now," I agreed. I removed all my clothes."AND the socks," she ordered."Geez, just trying to get a little warmth around here, but some people-" SHUT UP, WORM!" she screamed. She grabbed my flaccid penis in her fat right hand. "Disgusting, absolutely disgusting. I've seen bigger penises on lab rats!" Actually, I checked, and it's average length for men of my age group..." I trailed off as she raised her whip menacingly."It's SO small..." she started."...How small is it?" came a voice from the. ’ Elle answered for her. ‘Emmy is the politician in our family. She’s perfect. She’s a bigger dick than Dick Nixon or Dick Cheney and she doesn’t even have a dick!’ ‘Very funny, little sister. Yes, E-man, I have been somewhat involved in the political process over the years. I might even have the same motives as you do. I want to try to save H. sapiens from themselves. ‘So you came her to learn politics, is that right? Or was there some ulterior motive. ‘We wondered’ you said. Who is ‘we’?’.