..I woke late after a typical night shift. At about 10AM I was waking up and clearing my head as I turned on CNN to ensure there was still unrest in t...e world. It took about three minutes to verify that, and by then I was hit with that overwhelming urge called the morning piss. I got out of bed and walked naked into the bathroom. As I approached I heard the ring of my daughter's phone from the bathroom. I turn to walk back into my room when it rings for the third time. “Kelly, grab your phone. The smile was not wicked but his teeth sure looked it.He held up his hand which was adorned with four fingers. He curled twodown and made the peace sign. I chuckled to myself and slowly held upthe peace sign in return to the little thing.He plopped down from the pod and walked over to me. His walk was reallycute and funny. Every time he took a step forward his body would lookas if he was about to keel over but then he would regain his composer.He stood about two inches away from me and gave me. .. radiant...but not slutty...hmmmm...” I’m not sure if I’m talking more to myself or more to you, sliding hangers side to side as I go.I pull out what I’m convinced is the perfect piece and turn around to see you, smiling (of course) leaning against the doorframe. But…your eyes aren’t even on the dress or on me…you’re in this whole other place, where are you?“What do you think?” I say to get your attention. I’m holding a purple dress...with a deep angle hem, high on the right side, low on the. On Saturday evening the deacon introduced Rita, a tall slim brunette with small breasts and hips. Her stern expression got a lot more attractive when she smiled. The others all watched as she was introduced to the older couple and recognition dawned. “Are you ... you ... you... ?”“Yes and welcome,” said Grannie with a hug. “What would you like to drink?” Out of Rita’s sight there were lots of grins. Mentioning the elephant in the room was avoided until Grannie finished preparing dinner and.