She squealed and ran after Janis who was squealing as she ran. I swam for a bit and went inside.My room, which used to be my sisters was across the ha...l from Febe’s room which was next to Moms room and we would often see family in next to nothing in the hall coming and going and in a house of mainly women and girls it wasn’t unusual to panties and bra’s or just a towel wrapped around a cute body. I went to my room and threw off my costume and wrapped a towel around my waist. I walked out and. “I bet he’s on his way to the town centre again, to spend the whole day sitting on the floor begging for change. I saw him with a dog last time. ’...Aw look at the poor little doggie, I’d better give this man some money’. Makes me bleedin’ ill, people like that”. She came away from the window. Alex was already sitting back in front of the coffee table, playing cards stacked for gin rummy.“Your turn”. Alex was slightly taller than Michelle, and liked to wear clothes directly from the eighties,. Her eyes looking at me hungrily. She asked “So, you have never been with any girl?” I replied “No”She then asked “Don’t you have any girlfriends?”I said “No”She questioned “Haven’t you seen a naked woman before?”I answered “I have seen them only in pics and porn movies”Then suddenly her eyes glimmered and these words popped out “Do you want to see one for real?”I thought my ears were playing tricks with me, I said “WHAT??”She seemed to be so calm with those lustrous naughty look in her eyes,. ”“No, that still won’t work. Need something more acceptable.”They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”Chartered Acct : “Brilliant!! ‘Poultry Farmer’ it is! and Agricultural Income is tax-free.”Twelve of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - “This.