What else would this weekend hold in stock for me? Would I see other humans? Be able to talk to them?They started on my hair. Just the weekend. So, it...was today and maybe some time tomorrow. My thoughts were interrupted as some shampoo ran into my eyes and I winced. One of the women petted me soothingly, and I closed my eyes.He would get the results today. That much I remembered. It was fast, faster than with any human doctor I had encountered so far. They must be very organised. And all hidden. The bathroom door finally opens and Jenny emerges. Hair washed and dried, all traces of yesterday’s makeup gone and dressed in nothing but a motel towel. She looks radiant.“So Bro, surfing porn sites while I’m not looking are you?”“Who need porn with you hanging around half naked. No I was looking at more serious sites Sis”“Oh really and what amazing discoverers have you made since I saw you last?”“I have confirmed what I though. What we did last night is illegal in most states of most. ’ A look of astonishment greeted my foray into the friend zone. I guess she didn’t have many friends. I left her to close her mouth and regain her composure. The kitchen was quiet and comfortable. No one else was up and that suited me just fine. Within minutes, I had the makings for breakfast scattered about and was starting to cook. ‘Good morning,’ Lisa said. Her voice sounded strangely distorted and a little soft but I turned to smile at the door. Oddly, she wasn’t there. Then I heard. As I stood there in the closet, I knew down inside that looking at these tapes would change my life. On the surface, I dithered, wondering if I had the right to infringe on my wife's privacy by viewing the tapes. I made up some pretty darn good excuses to support just putting the box back and slipping into denial. I couldn't do it, though. I had to look.I locked up the house so that if Kim came in I would have time to at least shut off the tube and VCR. I was shaky and dry mouthed as I pointed.