.. Bill said, ‘I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?’Larry replied, ‘I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?’A littl... boy went up to his father and asked: ‘Dad, where did my intelligence come from?’The father replied. ‘Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.’‘Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully, ‘ the divorce Court Judge said, ‘And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week, ‘‘That’s very fair, your honor, ‘ the husband. How is that... is that long enough? hot enough? deep enough for you? .... let me slide back in behind you.... lean back into me aaaah of course there is.... but first i am busy rubbing you ,... moving from your back round your neck down and up your arms .(bearing in mind i am behind you as you now lean back into me.. where else shall i lather? ... my hands circling your neck softly squeezing up and down lifting your head lightly and releasing it.... lift and down lift and down.... thumbs at. You do as I say! I felt the head of his cock enter my ass, and I moaned out. I never had a cock in my ass before, and it hurt so bad. He was slow at first, moving his cock in slowly, letting my ass get used to it. Eventually, I was nice and stretched, and his cock eased in much easier. He started fucking my hole faster, and harder. I was wimpering into the pillow, and nick moaned, loving every minute of it. Take it all, you dirty little whore He kept slamming his dick in and out of my ass. . Tiffany hits your leg with hers, taking you out of your thoughts. "John will surely share his room, won't he?"Your twin sister gives you a teasing little smile. She loves the banter (just like you), and she's the greatest bro you could imagine. You two are inseparable, you wingman (or -woman) each other and you hang out more than siblings usually do."Sure", you mumble while eating, not really paying too much attention to everyone. Luna gives you a happy smile, your mom just says "Good."After.