"Another time I had to say those words to every biker.Anyhow, I went to the bathroom to pee and sat down. The next thing I knew oneof the fattest bike...s came in and said he had to " take a leak." (I am onlyallowed to say 'pee'). He unzipped his fly as I sat there and started to peeon my cockette. It was dark yellow and I could smell it. Before I knew it hepeed in my face. It was so disgusting with his belly hanging out and hishairy tummy right in front of my eyes and his cock peeing all over me. ” Anne sank to her knees, opened her mouth, and slid her lips down his shaft. He resumed moaning as she worked her mouth up and down his length.Within a few short minutes, he said, “Uuuhhhhh, here it cums!” He grunted loudly as he filled her mouth with jism.She released his cock from her mouth, and opened it wide to show his load collected on her tongue, then she closed her mouth to swallow and opened it again to show it was now empty. “I’ve always enjoyed the taste of seamen,” she said, with a. You just don’t get it.”“Get what?” Mary Ann asked.“We are finally going to get rid of Stoppingham.”“What?” We both said in unison.“The school board,” she started (I should tell you that mom was on the school board).“He was forbidden from doing this kind of thing at a school function,” she said, laughing.Mary Ann was as confused as I was.Mom just shook her head.“Don’t worry about it. Just go enjoy your day off. You will be back in school, tomorrow,” she said.Well, if what mom was saying was. Women are so much better at estate planning than men!!Is Your Sister a Plastic Surgeon?Lyle was hunting geese in the Northern Minnesota woods. He leaned his old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak.As luck would have it, his Labrador, Ginger knocked the gun over, it went off, and Lyle took most of an ounce of #4 shot into the groin.Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was his ER doctor, Sven."Vell Lyle, I got some good noos and some bad.